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Bo Bongo Black Hat

CHF 19.36

Thinking cap. Mandatory.

Headwear is now approved in the boardroom. Internal studies (ours) show a structured front panel improves strategic thinking by a percentage we are not ready to share.

  • Black cap with the white CORPORATE wordmark
  • 65% polyester, 35% cotton. Mid-profile with a structured front panel.
  • Adjustable snap closure. One size fits all levels of management.
  • Made to order

Approved for: board meetings, brainstorms, strategy sessions, and bad hair days during earnings season.

Size: One size

More details

  • 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Mid-profile, contoured fit with a structured, firm front panel
  • 6 sewn eyelets for breathability
  • Adjustable plastic snap closure for a secure fit
  • Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.