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Corporate Tube Top

$457.00 MXN (plus tax)

Business formal, effective immediately.

After an extensive internal review (there was no review), Corporate has officially reclassified the tube top as executive attire. It's black. It's fitted. It says CORPORATE across the chest so everyone in the meeting knows you're aligned on deliverables.

  • Black tube top with the white CORPORATE wordmark, printed 3.5" × 0.25"
  • 88% polyester, 12% spandex. Fitted, with stretch.
  • Sizes S through 2XL
  • Limited run, packed and shipped by Corporate directly
  • Not available anywhere else. Not approved by HR. Approved by Corporate.

Approved for: board meetings, all-hands, quarterly reviews, AI interviews, and any situation where you'd like to be taken exactly as seriously as you are.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.