Corporate Attire.
It’s in the name.
Dress code § 1.1
Tube tops
Reclassified as business formal, effective immediately. Appropriate for board meetings, all-hands and performance reviews.
Dress code § 1.2
Tank tops
Approved for client-facing roles. Shoulders are now considered a core competency.
Dress code § 1.3
Hoodies
Approved for leadership and all-hands. Hood up signals deep focus. Please schedule accordingly.
Dress code § 1.4
Tees
Business casual, upgraded. Collars have been deprecated. Tucking remains optional.
Dress code § 1.5
Sweats
Replaces the blazer, effective Q4. The crewneck is the new power collar.
Dress code § 1.6
Crop tops
Approved for every department. Counts toward our transparency initiative.
Dress code § 1.7
Hats
Cleared for indoor wear, boardroom included. Filed as a thinking cap for compliance purposes.
Dress code § 1.8
Suits
Officially retired. Thank you for your service. Remaining inventory has been reassigned to weddings.
Dress code § 1.9
Misc.
Everything else is pending HR review. Until further notice, assume it's business formal.